Watercress - I'm So Clumsy lyrics

I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo Never quite know the right thing to do Drop my specs in some doggy-do I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo I lost my tongue in a public place I couldn't get them to clear a space My words just dribbled down the front of my face I'm more clumsy than Chevy Chase I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo Never quite know the right thing to do Drop my teeth in the turtle soup I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo I called my mum's house instead of you 'Cause I get numbers, I get names confused It's one of the perils of being a fool So clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo I helped a blank-eye across six lanes He beat me yellow with a telescopic white cane I never even got the chance to stop and explain He interacted with a taxi in a messy way I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo Never quite know the right thing to do Drop my specs in some doggy-do I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo Never quite know the right thing to do Drop my teeth in the turtle soup I'm so clumsy, boo-hoo-hoo