My mother works so hard, she works so late Oh mother take it easy, you work so hard You might be late to your own party When you leave me it's not fair When you leave me it's not fair, it's not fair Hit you with the feather, miss you by a whisker And I'm going to k** you if you dare to Hit me with the feather, miss you by a whisker Said a room whatever Oh my father, father, I love you so, I love you so I've got parts of your body I love you so, you're never late to your own party When you leave me it's not fair Don't give me more than I want I will take just what I've got Don't give me what you want Mother, I love you so, I love you so I've got parts of your father Adorable And now I know that if I had a brother Oh he would know, he would know But all I've got's a sister, she lives below your home How I love ya Hit you with the feather, miss you by a whisker And I'm going to k** you if you dare to Hit me with the feather, miss you by a whisker Better late than never, your own party Hit you with the feather, miss you by a whisker Better late than never, your own party x 4