She latches onto anything Her pet rock Who can blame her When you need a friend Who cares if it doesn't breathe And who are we to judge her otherwise It's not like we've got our sh** together And as long as she doesn't hurt anyone He latches onto anything His healing crystal Who can blame him When you need a savior And every path is priced out But who are we to judge him otherwise It's not like we've got our sh** together And as long as he doesn't hurt anyone It's a tight rope to walk To validate yourself and Not fall prey to someone's Monetary demands In my dreams I am the queen And everybody loves me