Warren Zevon - Lord Byron's Luggage lyrics

Lord Byron had a lot of luggage He took it when he traveled far and wide He didn't get to bathe very often But he liked to change his clothes all the time I had a little friend named Mister Johnson Who always tried to be like me He rose to the heights of this profession He was hard on his friends and family Still out here in the wind and rain Look a little older but I feel no pain And it stands to reason I'm still looking for love I went to the Henley Regatta Intending to put out to sea They pronounced me persona non grata Goes to show that you can't come and go as you please Still out here in the wind and rain Look a little older but I feel no pain And it stands to reason I'm still looking for love Looking for a needle in a haystack It's pretty hard to find Every dog has his day, Jack I'm still waiting for mine. Still out here in the wind and rain A whole lot older but I feel no pain And it stands to reason I'm still looking for love