Warp 11 - A Song For People Who Never Watch Star Trek lyrics

There was this guy his name was Jim you can call him Kirk whoah the ca-p-tain He had a tan and lots of women every episode he got to blow his lo-ad he worked with Spock he was a rock no emotion nothing could rattle him his blood was green and Pavel could make him scream and loose control though that's illogical each week they'd all warp through space fight an alien race and the vulcan would pinch a neck if you want to learn more go to the video store or just listen to this song for people who never watch Star Trek then there was Bones Dr. McCoy worked with Nurse Chapel and removed the Redshirt shrapnel Chased some miniskirts screaming damnit Kirk! wait that wasn't him he was screamin "damnit Jim!" each week on the Enterprise all the Redshirts would die but no one noticed or got upset and the Next Generation we'll watch in syndication or just listen to this song for people who never watch Star Trek In all 3 seasons you know what they do they boldly go with the rest of the crew like Scotty, he was a Scott and Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh and Uhura, and Sulu But let's face it after Kirk, Spock, and McCoy who gives a f** about the rest of the crew the rest of the crew (who gives a f**?) the rest of the crew