s** s** s** s** it's in our cars and our guitars it's in our hands and the back of our sock drawers s** when your alone no one else at home i know you think about it i know you dream about s** and what do you do when the urge comes over you i know you i know i know you do exactly what you do just like the rest of us do and know one will offer that up to you ya you read it in the magazines and you see it on the tv it's in your spam it's in your mail your mind is weak and your so frail you can't help it you just want it it's so easy you get it for free *moaning* i love you you do exactly what your do just like the rest of us do and know one will offer that up to you ya