Walter Becker - Bad Sneakers lyrics

Five names that I can hardly stand to hear Including yours and mine And one more chimp who isn't here I can see the ladies talking How the times are getting hard And that fearsome excavation On Magnolia Boulevard CHORUS: And I'm going insane And I'm laughing at the frozen rain And I'm so alone Honey, when they gonna send me home? Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada, my friend Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a transistor And a large sum of money to spend You fellah, you tearin' up the street You wear that white tuxedo How you gonna beat the heat? Do you take me for a fool? Do you think that I don't see That ditch out in the valley That they're digging just for me?