[Townspeople and Narrator:] Who's that coming down the street? Are they shovels or are they feet? Lean and lanky, skin and bone With clothes a scarecrow would hate to own [Narrator:] Yet he has a certain air [Townspeople:] Debonair and devil-may-care [Woman #1:] It's the new school-master [Woman #2:] What's his name? [Ichabod:] Ichabod Ichabod Crane [Townspeople:] Ichabod, what a name Kind of odd but nice just the same Funny pan, funny frame Ichabod, Ichabod Crane [Narrator:] Ichabod may be quaint May be odd and maybe he ain't Anyway there's no complaint From Ichabod, Ichabod Crane [Narrator and Chorus:] Who's the town ladies-man? Gets around like nobody can Has to be none other than Ichabod, Ichabod Crane