Wally Pleasant - I Hate Cops lyrics

I hate cops Whether they're beating some guy senseless Or gaining weight in donut shops They'll give you a ticket File a report Kick you in the head And lie about it in court And I pay taxes so they can make my life real hard But when a problem comes along they call in the National Guard I hate cops Whether they're shooting me with their radar guns Or burning down marijuana crops Stalin's KGB, and Hitler's Gestapo were great cops in history But they could have learned a little from the LAPD And might doesn't make right when your wrong And I'd probably get my a** kicked if a cop heard me sing this song I hate cops Whether they're on some lame a** TV show Or making unnecessary traffic stops With the crime rate so high And peoples hope at the minimum They'd rather ticket me than arrest a real criminal Just like this Yeah Joe, we got an APB out on a convicted bank robbing, axe murdering, s** fiend just escaped from the federal penitentiary out in Jackson. Uh, oh wait a minute, cancel that all points Wally's meter just expired outside of the store. Yeah, yeah get right on that. Send a SWAT team Well it's freedom and justice for everyone Who wears a badge and carry's a gun Freedom and justice for everyone Especially if you're a republican Freedom and justice for everyone Except if you're under the age of 21 Freedom and justice for everyone Unless you're an African-American And if I had a hammer And I happened to be a cop Then I'd bash your f**ing head in Until you dropped I'd hit you with my fist And I'd get slapped on the wrist By the racist jury's And the messed up criminal justice systems All over this land And that's why I hate cops