I've got a twelve pack of beer and the food's on its way A brand new risk board game and I'm ready to play You can go first after the pieces have been dispersed From the Northwest Territory to Madagascar You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen by far And I wish you luck on your quest to rule the world And I can't help but smile as your army attacks I bet Napoleon Bonaparte never felt this relaxed Please don't get mad if I make up the rules as we go There's so much to risk, there's so much to lose If you sank my battleship, I'd still look for clues My pursuits aren't trivial; you have a monopoly on my heart You can twister around but please don't tear it apart Baby, next time, let's play life Well it's Friday night and I can't help my fascination With the way the light hits your face and world domination As the Ukraine gets attacked from the west And when the rolling dice stops and are little game ends If you empires destroyed can we still be friends Please take a card I wouldn't want to cheat you There's so much to risk, there's so much to lose If you sank my battleship, I'd still look for clues My pursuits aren't trivial; you have a monopoly on my heart You can twister around but please don't tear it apart Baby, next time, let's play life (Checkers) No, no, no (Chess) Moves way to slow (Sorry) Uh, I've got to go (Scrabble) Can't get into the flow There's so much to risk, there's so much to lose If you sank my battleship, I'd still look for clues My pursuits aren't trivial; you have a monopoly on my heart You can twister around but please don't tear it apart Baby, next time, let's play life And we could fly from the board up to the stars In our little plastic astral cars Baby, next time, let's play life And if you accepted my invitation gladly I would thank god for Milton Bradley Baby, next time, let's play life