Wally Pleasant - Cool Guy With A Car lyrics

Well I'm driving down the road in my beat up Ford I've got a plastic Jesus on my dashboard I'm going really fast and using lots of gas There's a guy behind me actually wants to pa** So I put my foot to that accelerator It's like hey man I'll see you later 'Cause, I'm a cool guy with a car Well I pull up at a light And this same fella wants to race me So I get an early start 'Cause I don't want him to waste me And he thinks he's really tough in his 280Z But I blow him away in my LTD And as I cruise down that lonesome highway There's a recurring thought that I just got to say That I'm a cool guy with a car Well there's only a few things in this world that I savor As much as a 350 engine with a carburetor And though you might think I'm a little misguided Just that macho automotive stuff makes me excited So don't try and tell me to get my priorities straight At least I don't drive my moms '98 'Cause, I'm a cool guy with a car Start her up (Car noises) Oh know it looks like I'm going to crash But fortunately I'm able to avoid a potential collision 'Cause I've got that superb station wagon handling And simulated wood paneling And I feel indestructible now like nothing can harm me As I search for salvation I find a salvation army And I drive by that little red thrift store Realize what I was put on this earth for And that was to be a cool guy with a car, yeah