Wally Pleasant - The Day Ted Nugent k**ed All The Animals lyrics

The day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals The day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals He did it so he could bond with his male friends He did so they could broadcast it on ESPN And when the news hit the wire Green peace activist where crying in they're hankies They hadn't heard anything so awful since the first record by Damn Yankees It was the day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals The day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals Imagine that, the motor city mad man in your backyard stalking your cat; scratch fever And Bob Barker cried And Ricki Lake tried to save them Noah turned right around in his grave And they were all dead But he was still Ted He did with his bow in hand Sitting up North in the open air He did it for the Michigan Militia He did it for Fred Bear It was the day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals The day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals 'Cause he had so much respect for wildlife He started tipping over goldfish bowls and chasing Bambi's mom with a knife Which is the equivalent to having so much admiration for an art museum That you burn all the paintings as soon as you see them It was the day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals The day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals Raccoons get in the Garbage (k** 'em) Baby seals are too cute (k** 'em) Squirrels, yum (k** 'em) Orangutans, wang dang that Orangutan (k** 'em) He k**ed them all, big and small So he could put their heads up on his wall It was the day Ted Nugent k**ed all the animals