Hey-ho, Daddy's home! Heeeerrrreeee's Johnny!!! Where did everybody go??!! Goodbye Chicago, goodbye Miami skies, "ground control to Major Tom, my soul been psychodelisized..." They say the gra** is greener on the other side of the fence and the meat is sweeter, it takes two to do the dance. Man, the girl is a dream! I ain't seen one like that since... They say the gra** is greener on the other side of the fence. Well, the girl from New York digs Peter Tork and the girls from Milwaukee do the Walkie-Talkie. Cheerleaders in Atlanta do the boom-shagga-lagga, shouting "V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!!" They walk and they walk and they talk and they talk and theywalkandtheywalkandthey talkandtheytalkandtheywalkand theywalkandtheytalkandtheytalk all night to get it right, but inside They say the gra** is greener on the other side of the fence and the meat is sweeter, it takes two to do the dance. Man, the girl is a dream! I ain't seen one like that since... They say the gra** is greener on the other side of the fence on the other side of the fence on the other side of the fence Jimmy's dad says "son, there's a small hotel, two high on Ten High and Chantilly. Man! I love the smell of another man's life. I love the smell of another man's wife. Strike while the iron's hot. I know it's wrong, but I can't stop. I love your mom, but I'm a bum and hey, c'mon..." They say the gra** is greener on the other side of the fence and the meat is sweeter, it takes two to do the dance. Man, the girl is a dream! I ain't seen one like that since...