[Verse 1] The TV says Mother is hurtin That the clock reads quarter to twelve So I shop my face off at urban Just trying to look a little more like myself [Chorus 1] What do you spend your money on? I hope it's something of value What do you spend your money on? [Verse 2] The first time to your apartment I was peeking in between my fingers Oh the things I hoped we had in common Wishful thinker [Chorus 2] What do you spend your money on? I hope it's something of value Are you the driver or is someone driving you? What do you spend your money on? [Verse 3] You take me up to the party and we cross right over the barrier I'm not sure what's more disarming than fake breasts and miniature terriers [Chorus 2]