Waldfield - Bustin' From My Bicycle lyrics

[Verse 1] Ridin' on Besom in a low gear, rockin' Cold pa**in' by all the folks out joggin' First thing they notice is a flash of green The color of my bike and all its fly accessories, I got Green bars, green wheels, green lock on my ride Three She-Hulk stickers on the side Green bars, green wheels, green lock on my ride Three She-Hulk stickers on the side Pedestrians are stunned, they ask me how I got it But I don't even hear them, I'm already down the block They're left to stare at me with their mouths open Turnin' green themselves with the thought of what I'm holdin' Covet my sh**? Put that sh** on the shelf I'm lookin' fly, and I'm feelin' myself If you think you can match this, let me tell you somethin' In about a minute, I'ma start bustin', I'm [Hook 1] Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike You shouldn't try, you ain't got balance like mine, right Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike People getting jealous, my technique is tight, yo [Interlude] I made this track a slow jam, because when I ride slow, I jam. And I don't mean with a funk band. I mean with my left hand. But check this out: [Verse 2] I ride on down to the corner store It's just a block away, what the f** y'all need your cars for? Punks, I even ride it to the mall 4 miles ain't that much, if you're in shape at all Man, I get there, and lock my sh** to the bike rack I can't stop thinkin' bout my bike 'til I get back Waitin' in line at Macy's Missin' my bike so much it drives me crazy When I'm back, I don't believe what I see Four muh f**as trying to steal my property from me I don't react, I just relax, and then laugh at 'em Summon Star Platinum to bash 'em in their a**es Skulls broken, ribs crushed, necks snapped Don't f** with the guy in the Jotaro cap I got their blood on my shoes And in my hand so I can use it as some lube when I'm [Hook 2] Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike You shouldn't try, you ain't got balance like mine, right Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike No lie, it feels nice in these times to be alive. I'm [Verse 3] Ridin' to a place I've never been before That means it's not your mom's or the adult bookstore I mean the orphanage So I can meet and inspire some kids, like this Little Suzie can't read or write So I teach her the letters one at a time She says thanks, and asks what else I can show her I say I know one thing, let's go over To the library, so we can practice some more And learn about jobs you can have when you're older We're up all night, just learnin' to read 'Til the library closes, and they tell us to leave, yo I take her back, and she hugs me tight Saying "Mr. Fielding, what a wonderful night!" I ride away and when I'm out of sight I go back to masturbating on my bike [Hook 3] Mas-masturbating while I'm riding on my bike You shouldn't try, you ain't got balance like mine, right Masturbating while I'm riding on my bike But not around kids, because that ain't right, yo Increase the peace