Waldfield - Very Uncensored Winnie the Pooh lyrics

[Scene 1] Piglet: Hello, P-pooh! Pooh: Piglet! Uh, I want to touch you. Piglet: Noooo, Pooh! I'm ce-celibate. Pooh: No, you're not. Piglet: Pooh, just talking about s** is sc-c-cary. Pooh: Oh, let's do it! Piglet: B-b-but... Pooh: Come on, Piglet. I want to touch your a**. I-i-i mean bu*t. I-i-i mean sh**. [Pooh runs off, embara**ed at his forwardness] Piglet: B-b-but Pooh... b-b-but... oh, sh**. [Piglet chases after him] Pooh: Would you care to join me, Piglet? Piglet: I'm not very good at saying no. Pooh: Honey... Piglet: I'd feel safer inside you. Piglet: Oh, okay, Piglet! Come on, let's hurry. [Fade to black] Piglet: Could you show me how? Pooh: Here's how! [coitus] [Scene 2] Tigger: What a bunch of dickholes! Eeyore: Looks like he's gonna k** his mom and dad too. Tigger: f** you, Eeyore. f** you, Long Ears. f** you, Owl. f**, f**. f** you, buddy. f** my little palaroo, Roo. f** all of you kids out there. f** lots of people. Well, palaroo, it's time for me take you home. And f** you. Roo: But I'm so little! Tigger: Aw, no problemo. You're never too small to f** Tigger. If you know what to do. Roo: I don't know where to start. Tigger: My dick. Roo: Okay, Tigger. It's always safer with a friend. Tigger: Yep. But you still have to be careful. Roo: Really? Tigger: No, no, nopearoo. Uh-uh. Don't ever worry. Roo: Okay, Tigger. Tigger: Then scream, and kick, and bite! And f** with all your might. Roo: Okay, Tigger. [coitus] [Scene 3] Eeyore: I hope I'm not interruptin' somethin' important. Tigger: This is important. But you can help, Eeyore. You can s** my dick, b**h. Eeyore: Hmmm, well, I love yummy dicks. Longears: Watch out, Eeyore, it might be a trick. Eeyore: sh**. Tigger: It sure sounded like my old pal Longears. Longears: Touch me, Tigger. [teleportation] I want to give you some dick. Don't say no. Don't ever say no. Tigger: No, no, nopearoo. Longears: f** you, Tigger. [teleportation into coitus] [Scene 4] Owl: Hwa. Hwa? Hwa. Rabbit shouldn't have s** with Tigger. After all, my motto is... "Rabbit s**s dicks." Pooh: I certainly learned a lot. [the animals spell the word F-U-C-K and Pooh nods vigorously]