Waldfield - Fecalegacy lyrics

("Colonel Sanders was a bit odd. His only instructions were to play this record.") [Intro] This track is for all my fans from back in the day. I mean way, way back. Before I was a rapper, before I was a writer, back when all I did was make YTP's. I'm talkin 2007, the year that begins my legend [Hook 1] Yo, the legacy that I have left Is the opposite of the king's in Ozymandias My statue will withstand the ravages of time A symbol of greatness for all of mankind [Verse 1] Yo, Poop was born in 2006 Twelve months later, I'm already gettin clicks Most people back then using effects and tricks 'Til I showed the world how to sentence mix My first ten were okay, but my eleventh one "Uncensored Sonic 2," was like an explosion YouChew was all over me. If I Put my name in a thread's title, the sh** would go viral The "Seven Words" era, everyone was impressed Chew printed my articles on their news sec And though a lot of their users were cool and supported me Most of y'all are ba*tards and can f** a roll of quarters, G RabbitSnore's a rabbit who should get stabbed with a carrot Then hit with a mallet 'til his blood's on my palette I use it to paint a sign that says "RabbitSnore s**s" Break off the post and shove the pointy end up his bu*t ...I know this sounds like a tangent, but damn it I still haven't abandoned my plans to jam his a** yet The wood's splitting apart and filling his colon with splinters But I push it in farther, spiking its way through his innards And I keep going 'til it reaches his mouth Break the post in two without taking it out Pour lemon juice directly in his rectum (Hey, why are you so mad?) Because he was a sh**ty admin ...It may sound like I'm burning a bridge But we're talking YouChew, I'm burning a piece of sh** [Interlude] ("He hardly touched his penis") ("What you two need is a bath with Dr. Robotnik") ("Even if they are dead") [Verse 2] After that were some of my greatest accomplishments One of the big names six months after I started "Hot, Sticky Fluids" started a whole fad Unfortunately, most of the imitators were bad I got #1 on PimpsAhoy's "Top 10" Twenty new e-mails every time I checked in I'm getting props from my heroes WalrusGuy referencing me in his videos ElectricTheCheese remade my sh** in HD He changed one of the hills from purple to green Thirty videos in, y'all thought I lost my mind Uploading the same Sonic video time after time My favorite was the one where he was deaf and blind Fifteen secs of nothing, the first of its kind July '08, the greatest Poop ever made "Uncensored Winnie the Pooh," my place can never be erased By now I could already retire a legend Dramatica had my name cemented (Nowadays they list everyone and their mother Back then it was just me and nine others) But no, not yet, I wasn't ready to quit I had more hits to make, like my edit of Will Smith Featured on an episode of YouChew News Even though, I repeat, that site is full of tools Regular people were getting into me f**ing Pitchfork featured "Wicker Man's Symphony" Viacom tried to stop me, right All because I violated copyright My account was gone, three strikes in one day Whatever, I didn't like those vowels anyway I got a new account, and though I don't post as often The quality of my content ain't never gon' soften, word And you know what else? [Hook] [Outro] ("My father just shoved a co*k in my face.") ("s** my co*k; I was f**in'.") ("I'm ce-celibate!" "No you're not.") ("I'm masturbaaaatiiiiinnnngg.") ("His penis erupted, covering the surface of the whole earth.") ("Can that cum actually be flowing from my gorgeous dick?") ("That was my favorite record!")