Wainwright Loudon - I Wish I Was A Lesbian lyrics

I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo! I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero! I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn't straight. I'd sleep with women only. Man, it would be great. I'd throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn't want to mate. I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn't straight! I wish I were a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke. I'd sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike! I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike. I wish I was a lesbian, I'd like to be a dyke! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung. It shouldn't really matter how somebody is hung. Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue! I wish I was a lesbian, that's why this song is sung! I DARE Casey Kasem to play this! I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero. I wouldn't have to deal with men and all their come and go, And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis'mo (I hate that machis'mo!) I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!