$WAGGOT - Dreamguy lyrics

I saw you in my dreams last night So i guess that makes you my dream guy 73 73 73 73 years you spent without me I've never woken up before from a s** dream And then encountered my encounter in the flesh or so it seems Coming face to face After coming on your face In outerspace In such a random place Now i'm dying for a taste But there's no f**ing way I saw you in my dreams last night So i guess that makes you my dream guy I bet you never thought you'd leave your wife After 40 years for dick tonight But i really wanna give you some And i really wanna hear another story Bout your days of glory And i noticed that you haven't mentioned any children So adopt me daddy i could be your grandson I know you've had your fun But i've just begun And i think you're the one That my flit heart wants Oh daddy o We could play a little backseat bingo In the hot rod after a Sock hop cos i'm rock hard You could be too, just pop a viagra Then i'm gonna cum like niagra We don't have much time left I guess that i'm a bona fide geriophile I wanna hear your war stories While you f** me like you're still in your 40s Your full head of white hair makes me so f**ing horny I saw you in my dreams last night So i guess that makes you my dream guy Maybe i could be the shining light At the end of this tunnel we call life Ego integrity versus despair I'm sure you feel the chill in the winter air It hasn't snowed at all so the blacktop's bare The globe is warmer but why should you care I saw you in my dreams last night So i guess You're my dream guy You're my dream guy