A boy so cute couldn't do What they say on the news Ill never be the president I'll be his gay prostitute Just to get closer to My public enemy muse Plus i mean who wouldn't love To see obama's nudes And plus who doesnt love an Underdog story or two A pair of brothers on the run While everyone stays glued To their twitters and their scanners Thinking theyre the news f**ing disgusting what they Wrote about that boy sunil Whether they wanna admit it They love it so much it's sick And they know as soon as they catch him They'll take the fun away with him I dont care if you did it If you get aquitted Im waiting outside the courtroom When youre ready to hit it Im not a crazy b**h Or some conspiracy theorist Im really only after one thing And that's your dick I know that you were acting Crazy for a minute but Im sure youd never hurt me If we were just trying to f** Im not like the other white who*es on your hastag I need a man who DOES Like it rough and thats why I need you to get out of there And come terrorize My body so good That it makes me wanna cry Nobody wants to admit it But they're so happy it's sick Youve given them a perfect Opportunity to be different But i dont care if you didn't If you get aquitted Im waiting outside the courtoom When youre ready to hit it