$WAGGOT - PARADISE FOR lyrics

He can try but it doesn't really work A limp wrist was never part of the boy next door And consequently you don't feel the fire when he smirks Even when he walks around with or without t shirt It doesn't mean he doesn't get you off at night of course It's just that deep down you still know that you wanted more Feeling jealous when you're all alone and watching p**n Wondering if it could happen in the real world A straight guy to come and treat you like you were his bro Best friends every day and at night as well You could be the man your father always wished you were And f** the one that you had always dreamed about Is it your destiny to only be attractive to Someone who will never be man enough for you I guess you better figure out a way to get it good Off her back and on his knees like he should It represents a fantasy It represents a fantasy of yours It represents a fantasy It represents a fantasy of yours That you've had since you were In high school at least Getting changed while he wore Those cheap black basketball shorts You were sure that you were looking through the door Of your locker into paradise for Her He says he only likes guys who act straight He doesn't wanna be reminded that he's gay He doesn't wanna be reminded of the way That his brain by default's set to behave And so he tells himself that it's all fake And gets props from his bros when they all say They like how he doesn't throw it in their face And he smiles, succeeding at his attempt to infiltrate But deep down he really really wants a taste Of a co*k that's been inside a girl or 8 So maybe if he keeps up the charade He could be the first exception that his best friend makes He reasons if it wasn't for the pride parades And all the dirty f**in f*ggots who contracted aids That he wouldn't in this f**ing position today But a f**ing position is the goal for which he prays It represents a fantasy It represents a fantasy of yours It represents a fantasy It represents a fantasy of yours That you've had since you were In high school at least Getting changed while he wore Those cheap black basketball shorts You were sure that you were looking through the door Of your locker into paradise for Her He can try but it only ever hurts A limp dick was never part of the boy next door And consequently it's disgusting when you see that smirk His cum-eating grin and a tight tshirt It doesn't mean you won't be fantasizing anymore It's just that deep down you know that it'll never work Almost crying when you're all alone and watching p**n Trying to find someone who looks like the boy next door Gay for pay quote unquote straight boys who go Both ways when the money says it all And you're smart enough to know it's never real But the image of a quarter back bareback's gold Is it your destiny to only ever be attractive to Someone who will never be man enough for yuo I guess you better figure out a way to get him good On his back begging you to stop like you should It represents a fantasy It represents a fantasy of yours It represents a fantasy It represents a fantasy of yours That you've had since you were In high school at least Getting changed while he wore Those cheap black basketball shorts You were sure that you were looking through the door Of your locker into paradise for Her