Wafeek - Instant Gratification lyrics

[Bob Saget talking; an excerpt from the documentary 'The Aristocrats']: Can I get a copy of this? I'd like to send it to the kids on the show Full House [Verse One]: Yeah, her momma got her locked down for bumpin' Akon, in her room online Lookin' at gay p**n for the very first time She only 13 Who sends her the link? This ol' botty bwoy, listening to Raekwon Addicted to the internet, mix it with his Percocet Prescription for gettin' in a car accident With a female pa**enger who used to be pregnant but she wasn't after Was forgiveness impossible? While she in the hospital she get to gossipin' online the whole time Postin' blogs in the zone, her little daughter's at home Readin' all about her cheatin' father, heart of a stone So who's the victim of thoughtless crimes that we commit? Little Miss Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind It's MySpace on this Black Planet, can't look back Gotta Face Book facts, this is simple mathematics [Chorus]: Add a friend, add a fan, add an addiction Gratification in an instant Internet, gratification in an instant Internet, gratification in an instant Be a friend, be a fan be a damn addict Then delete 'em if they can't hack it You got that internet, gratification in an instant Internet, gratification in an instant [Verse Two]: Now everybody and their momma keep sleepin' on my flows So I'm sleepin' on the flo' I need a little doe on the internet I'm a freak on the low A geek in control of the streets I patrol I'm cruisin' the information super highway Pickin' up my homie they releasin' on parole Fresh out, just did a 3 to 5 Behind firewalls and they lucky just to be alive It ain't safe for a hacker in a prison doin' time with a rapist Who be chattin' up your children and he said he was a senator Till they caught the sent of an innocent girl The whole world knew he hit it though The independent p**n world is despicable No I don't own a copy, but I did rent it though Anyway, he admitted that he did And they still reduced the sentence to a minute Cause you're dealin' with the internet [Chorus]: Add a friend, add a fan, add an addiction Gratification in an instant Internet, gratification in an instant Internet, gratification in an instant Be a friend, be a fan be a damn addict Then delete 'em if they can't hack it You got that internet, gratification in an instant Internet, gratification in an instant