Voltaire - Vampire Club (Twilight Version) lyrics

Oh, the moon was full In the color of blood The night the Werewolves came To the Vampire Club A wolf named Jake tried to show off He walked up to Bella with his shirt off. Well, he recognized a Vampire From his school He said something that was Most uncool, "Hey, Pretty Boy, with the Sparkly skin! I'm gonna steal your girl, 'Cause I hate your kin!" Fur was flying, capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. Number one rule in this Clan Slay the undead who invade your land. Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed By furry paws in a rush. Bela Lugosi orders a bud, he said, "Who let these fools in my vampire club?" Emmet chucked a werewolf over his head Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead Jasper glittered all over the wall, so they Hung him from the ceiling for a Disco Ball. There was so much angst after the fight, Edward and Bella broke up that night. While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food That used to be some rasta vampire dude. Fur was flying, capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. Number one rule in this Clan Slay the undead who invade your land. Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed By furry paws in a rush. Old Max Schreck orders a Bud, and says: "Get these shmucks out of my vampire club!" It's hard to believe after all this dreck Ed still hasn't bit his girlfriend's neck Though she begs and pleads and pleads and begs Bella is still not living dead. The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch, On Human Blood they refuse to much. But a real vampire would have a hunch, To never fall in love with your high school lunch! Fur was flying, capes were torn Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn. Number one rule in this Clan Slay the undead who invade your land. Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed By furry paws in a rush. Christopher Lee orders a Bud, and says: "You'd better not sparkle in my Vampire Club!"