Voltaire - Comin' Out for Christmas lyrics

Christmas, that magic time of the year, mom and dad are glad everyone's here Grandpa is busy trimming the tree and aunty made a fruitcake naturally. But her fruitcake ain't the only one at the table And there's something that I just have to say "Granny pa** the stuffing if you are able And by the way mom and dad, I'm gay" Yeah I brought a girl with me but I paid her to be here. Hey mom and dad that's what they call a beard I try to make it work but the girl ain't got the gear What can I say; I love it in the rear Comin' out for Christmas Comin' out this year Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer Comin' out for Christmas Comin' out today And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm gay Take back those G.I. Joes I never liked those toys I never did like stuff that was for boys Bring me some Barbies although you think it's wrong Or better yet Johnny Depp in a thong Comin' out for Christmas Comin' out this year Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer Comin' out for Christmas Comin' out today And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm gay Don't look so surprised to know It's not like I'm the only h*mo Aunty Jen's a lesbian (she is?) And I've been felt by Uncle Joe Well now I don't expect for you to like what you've been told And if you hate me well that's how it goes Well as for me I'm off to a disco and you can kiss my gay a** as I go Comin' out for Christmas Comin' out this year Can't wait to tell the world that I'm a flamin' queer Comin' out for Christmas Comin' out today And here's your Christmas present, mom and dad I'm wonderfully, fabulously, gargantuanly gay