[Verse 1] I've got an upset stomach Sometimes it's even running down below Hello there mister tapeworm Please be kind to my intestines today He's taken by some mind eater He's bouncing with his wife and kids It's like a kaolo picknick in the park [Hook] They tell me that I'm crazy But I feel it deep inside He's alive, he's alive, he's alive Laying in my bed, I'm hearing voices in the night Are they melodies just floating to my mind [Verse 2] Sometimes they do a singalong It's like a karaoke bar It's from the 80′s mix with Celine Dion It just went on and on Till one day he just couldn't take it anymore He went to the fridge and got some red meat Poured a gla** of milk And in his bare bu*tocks, he sat in front of it all And he waited, and he waited, and he waited some more Till finally he felt something coming And in the distance, in the distance In the distance, in the distance [Verse 3] Hallo ich bin der Jeffrey Und ich bin eine Poopwurm Danke für das Essen und den Milch Ich komme aus den Kaka und suche etwas Arbeit Ich habe tausend Kinder und ein Frau I don't speak a lot of German sir But I also speak English Oh handy, what we gonna do with you I used to work in catering I know people up in Burger King You'll start at the bottom there Very supertoll eh [Hook] They tell me that I'm crazy But I feel it deep inside He's alive, he's alive, he's alive Laying in my bed, I'm hearing voices in the night Are they melodies just floating to my mind [Verse 4] Once again peace had returned to the bowel kingdom Jeffrey went off to become the proud owner Of the biggest foodchain in Holland He now happily lives in a maple farm With his wife Rachelle and the one thousand Five hundred and seventy three beautiful children