Violent Delight - Parental Guidance lyrics

Well I say, Well I say one thing And then it ends up another And I can't be bothered 'cause today Well it could be the first But then it could be the worst 'cause I heard my parents f**ing I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bet you don't know what your parents do Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh Yeah Late one night, woke up to get some water But I heard my parents trying for another daughter Didn't think, my Dad could still get it up But from the noises they were making someone was sure getting f**ed And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bet you don't know what your parents do Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh I guess the proper time has come to say "I am very proud of you son" Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's wrong with you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, is something new? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Gran likes it too! Yeah, yeah, yeah, When I'm that old I'm gonna do it too! When I was watching the tele I looked up at Dad's shelf and saw some KY Jelly Well the thoughts, well they weren't a lot fun When you get the funny feeling mummy takes it up the bum. I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bet you don't know what your parents do Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh Well I guess, It's 'cause I'm them I'm here But before I go on, I should make one thing clear How could they, ever put me through this 'cause seeing your parents f**ing, is worse than drinking piss And I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Bet you don't know what your parents do Oh-o-oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Everyone knows that their parents screw oh-o-oh [repeat until end]