Oh a gun can be a .22 Or a .38 and it will silence you Dear sir, that is a silencer But if you should see a lady Who has the kind of waist that measures 22 And she's 38 where it is great to measure 38 Dear sir, she is a silencer Dear sir, I'm her I don't use a knife, don't need a gun My equipment is a lot more deadly, son Dear sir, I am a silencer And if you're a man not made of wood When I flip my hips, I'll quiet you for good Let me brush your lips and crush your lips and nicely hush your lips Dear sir, I am a silencer Dear sir, don't stir, don't move, relax Loosen your tie Turn out the light Take of your shoes Don't fight Lean back Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax Dear Sir!