Videogamedunkey - Dunkey in Paris lyrics

[Verse 1: Dunkey] When I arrived I didn't know what they saying I spent 18 hours on a plane But then in English a beggar said "Be a dear" I said "b**h I spent all my money getting here" At McDonalds grab a bear Roll into the gla** sphere Restaurants got a chandelier Leah's got a nice rear To be honest it's a miracle that I'm alive Because none of theses French people EVER learned how to drive [Bridge 1: Dunkey] That sh** cray' That sh** gay That sh** cray' What the f** [Verse 2: Dunkey] The guard said "You better check out this hall" I said "Man you better check out this dog" They even had a painting by Shreck But look at over that guy's dick [Bridge 2: Dunkey] This dog This dog This dog This dog There's a dog There's a dog There's a dog There's a dog Annnnd there's a dog [Verse 3: Dunkey] Shoes on my feet Walking on streets Provided by Dunk Rapping on beats Grease on my hands From eating pizza I reached out and touched the Mona Lisa The guard said "You can't do that man" Uh-hun I'm American [Verse 4: Dunkey] This is where they buried King Tut Meanwhile I look at Leah's bu*t They got my favorite joint here: Pizza Hut We went somewhere nice instead The waiter said "Take a seat My name is Mon Ami, what would you like to eat" I looked him dead in his eyes "You already know that I want the french-fries"