Videogamedunkey - Achievements lyrics

I'm in here climbing up a train that's falling off of a cliff And i'm gunning down evil creatures that do not exist I'm out here balancing a walking glove on top of a ball Meanwhile i'm having a swordfight with the president of federal hall If you clip me in a dream it will be your final fantasy forever will you sleep Like you max payne's family I'm serving up headshots like a favorite dish Because my mouse pad is lift, pimping the rainbow wish Confronted by a s**er who had claimed his name was Ganon Told him "I don't care" and introduced him to the cannon Couldn't lose the cops on the ground So i jacked a plane Airforce chasing me While i'm sipping champagne (beatbox solo) Doc man be honest Is my rap career gonna be okay? Welp, I got some bad news It's a lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (ba** drops) Recognize me? I'm the man whom arose from a burnt sea With a implant childhood memory Of me playing DK country Back when we had 4:3 tv's Pagers and tamagotchis We still had men over seas It is our nations disease And we could cut a lot of taxes if I kilt 'em for free I'm the man who you send to the frontlines While the generals will expect him to blow mines And i pick off all the combine With my right hand while my left hand in the dungeon with the design that will define all the people who are like me that will live life on the inside (ah) I save the world on a dime I'm in here stopping these crimes I'm in here drinking a combination of lemon and lime And now i got a microphone, and i am making it rhyme And you will never see my face upon the cover of Time (tm) You won't see this on Atari I'm on a k**ing safari And they're making me laugh Like they Jon Jafari They say that dunkey's got bars They say my verses go hard Because the last paragraph appears on your funeral card (explosion)