Video Game Rap Battles - Minecraft vs Terraria lyrics

[JT Machinima] I'm a veteran survivor, never getting tired Living off the land much better than a miner I've fought more mobs than you'll see in your life And my only mission isn't getting every diamond If you wanna join me, i'll leave the light on It's Minecraft that you oughta say goodbye to Cuz if I had a level, it would be a high one Your bow and arrow won't hold up to my guns [VGRB] It's time Microsoft took it up a notch Your guns can never blast past the fortress I got Fighting clowns and eyeballs and you'd be bragging While I got enchanted armor Slaying the ender dragon Cryin' so much you keep your items when you die I think Terraria's Minecraft CDI Grab the diamond pickaxe just to break the tension Then bust the survivor into the third dimension [Chorus] This ain't no game My life's insane I've fought through mobs and awful weather We just survive All day and night But tell me who can do it better? [JT Machinima] Stop the beat! your house is burning You just got griefed, was it worth the work? and They took your stuff to make it worse Try creative mode if you got your feelings hurt I'm a demon hunter, an adventurer So my inventory isn't full of dirt I got a jetpack on, so who needs armor You're a FPF; First Person Farmer! [VGRB] Oh, I'm getting griefed? that sure blows But at least MC has the beast online mode Don't need a story to put this man to shame I mean, only old creepers be playin' your game Ya, in my world, I am a god While in your game, you can't even mod Last time you went outside? I'm thinking never Wither you down, send you to the nether [Chorus] [JT Machinima] Keep your 3 dimensions, I only need 2 to be awesome [VGRB] Please, your game style's been irrelevant since '96 [JT Machinima] Take a seat dude, oh wait, YOU DON'T HAVE FURNITURE [VGRB] Even Roblox is better than you [JT Machinima] Well, at least I didn't sell out to Microsoft [VGRB] Well, at least Microsoft was interested in me [JT Machinima] Oh yeah, well [JT Machinima & VGRB] MINECRAFT/TERRARIA IS THE GREATEST SURVIVAL GAME EVER!!! [JT Machinima] Step back or i'll steam roll ya Don't mess with this side scrolla Multiplayer's overrated When all your servers do is cause a hold up Don't got no friends with me My friends are NPC's I can't wait for Minecraft to drop dead After all, you and your friends are Block heads! [VGRB] A block joke, huh? That's never been said That's as original as your game concept Step up to the mic, I become aggressive I've never seen a ripoff so unimpressive I know that you'll never test me again This is like a wooden plank against obsidian The sun has set, so I guess i'll retire Since I'm done roasting this pig over my fire [Chrous]