Video Game Rap Battles - Freddy Fazbear Vs Slenderman lyrics

VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES! Player one: Slenderman! Player two: Freddy Fazbear! FIGHT!!! [Verse 1: Slenderman] Allow me to take us back past 9000 BC When the faceless skeletal divinity was doing the haunting! Now let us move forward into 2014 When people are afraid of an exalted Chuck E.Cheese! Observing all your life, but now it's time to strike! Step off the stage into my forest and you'll never last five nights! Don't you know by now, it's Slenderman: The reason the camera's out in the kitchen? Are you Freddy? You're in my hands Terrorizing the web more than YOUR FANS!!! [Verse 2: Freddy Fazbear] Walk into my restaurant, you won't even survive one night! Because it's always 1987 when I step up to the mic! I got a really k**er band, that will rock your proxy crew! And you're right, you're outdated, IT'S TIME WE REDESIGNED YOU! You'll be strangled, leave you mangled, then switch to the backstage view Where we take your useless body and stuffed it in a real suit! Your power's running low, keep your flashlight close at hand IT'S ME who's winning Slenderman, teleport away WHILE YOU CAN!!! [Verse 3: Slenderman] Put that camera down, don't look or I'll take you! You're just my toy, Freddy! My prized golden statue! I follow like your shadow, you're just a puppet to my schemes! Children run to you with glee, ‘cause they're all trying to hide from me! I'll rake up your remains, not leave a trace! I don't need your mask, nor even a face! In the horror genre, you're a disgrace! And your raps stink worse than your pizza place! I've seen scarier things at Treasure Island, run by Mickey Mouse! I'll shut you down! There's no reopening this time around!!! [Verse 4: Freddy Fazbear] You're telling me what's frightening? Now this is getting funny! Do I even need to bother to bring up Slendertubbies? Let's party until 6 AM, I'm here in the spotlight! I'll give you the pink slip, then I'LL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!! You may be standing tall now, but we've only begun! Let me drop you into pirate cove, then Bonnie and Chica JOIN THE FUN! So here's my final rule for safety when you step to me: Bring more than a dead fanbase against… [Freddy, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy] …THE FAZBEAR FAMILY!!!