While I was still in elementary school I discovered Daddy's tools And ama**ed a small pile, of scrap lumber And I built a rabbit box And i set it facing north But i caught a possum and a kitten Both of which were a b**h to set free Cause I thought they were going to bite me But we all three escaped safely Well once I took my single shotgun And put on my camouflage And hid in the neighbour's pasture by the little cow pond And finally after a long time A bunch of doves flew by And landed in a huddle on the power line And so I aimed with an eagle's eye and fired But it was two pigeons that fell like bean bags into the weeds Well they sure looked like doves to me