Vern Gosdin - This Ain't My Rodeo lyrics

You say, you're Mama called and you must go She's down in the bed and needs you so And you don't know if you'll be coming home tonight or not But, honey ain't you're mama sick a lot? Lately, your head hurts every night Could it be, you wear your clothes too tight? Since you don't seem to hear or see a thing I say or do Then I know, there's nothing I can do for you This ain't my first rodeo This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been throwed This ain't the first, I've seen this dog and pony show This ain't my first rodeo You're telling me you lost you're wedding band Somehow you say, it slipped right off you're hand When I asked about those boxes, stacked there, by the door You say, it's just some old things you don't wear no more I didn't make it all the way through school But my Mama didn't raise any fool I may not be the Einstein of our time But honey, I'm not dumb and I'm not blind This ain't my first rodeo This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been throwed This ain't the first, I've seen this dog and pony show Honey, this ain't my first rodeo This ain't my first rodeo This ain't the first time this old cowboy's been throwed This ain't the first, I've seen this dog and pony show Honey, this ain't my first