Verdugo - Crazy Train lyrics

[Intro] Attention pa**engers We're no longer on a plane We're aboard the crazy train So turn up the speakers and let's ma**acre Our eardrums Just for fun [Chorus] So all aboard the crazy train Hop on and ride this thing So if you feel insane (yeah) So if you're a player play'n (yeah) Then come aboard the crazy train Come aboard the crazy train [Verse] If you think you're as crazy as me That is blasphemy I'm the craziest person on Earth I've been crazy since birth But at heart I'm still a nerd Always eager to learn When I'm on a crazy rampage When I'm on stage And have a fit of rage That's gonna last all day But that's the only way this crazy cracka can learn So watch out or you might get hurt So don't be mad when I blurt These lyrics that can hurt Your ears and your mind All I do is write some lines That'll screw with your mind And send chills down your spine And it's all because I'm crazy And there is no maybe If there was that'd be wishful thinking You see my mind is a mystery (mys-too-ray-ee) To modern man Cause they don't understand My devious plan To make the world crazy, man [Chorus] So all aboard the crazy train Hop on and ride this thing So if you feel insane (yeah) So if you're a player play'n (yeah) Then come aboard the crazy train Come aboard the crazy train [Verse] Mmm, this train Is going at the speed of insane So let's make the speakers blare And get to waving your hair And start dancing on the floor Forget your chores And dance like you got turrets Run loose like your pets And tear up the furniture If you want to impress that girl spit your Dopest lines And watch her eyes When she hears you're insane And was born on the crazy train And all of a sudden the beat drops Next second your homie becomes a beat box Then you drop your rhymes And see yourself in your prime But in actuality You're in loco prison For beating on the faculty (fac-u-al-i-ty) At your school after they caught you kissing [Chorus] So all aboard the crazy train Hop on and ride this thing So if you feel insane (yeah) So if you're a player play'n (yeah) Then come aboard the crazy train Come aboard the crazy train [Outro] Welcome aboard the crazy train Currently holding 80 trillion pa**engers So turn up the volume and ma**acre Your eardrums And your cranium Current destination Is Arkham Asylum Welcome aboard the crazy train Welcome aboard the crazy train