When you're least expecting my call Or at the end, life descends, olden age you fall Just remember I'm a promised fact There's no way around fate, no secret pact Many through the ages they have tried Believe me that I know, they all failed and died d**h be thy name, d**h be thy name d**h be thy name, d**h be thy name Searching for an ancient tale or myth Read it on a book or heard it from the wind Takes you to the edges of the earth Even try to steal it from the newly breathed But your efforts are a waste of time You can't hide forever, you'll still be mine Aarghh, I'm coming to get you Now the scientist misunderstood Can't make immortality inside a test tube I don't know if I should laugh or cry Take it as an insult or credit you're trying But for now the old saying holds fast He who laughs the longest Is he who laughs last