Venetian Princess - Speidi Free lyrics

I was doing alright I've been well behaved Bad things of my life I thought I was saved I was gone so long Hard at work on tour Got my cable turned back on Didn't know what was in store I turned on the TV And suddenly they were in front of me Changed the channel They were on all the shows It made my brain explode Speidi free Is the way it should be Get them off of my TV Before I upchuck my coffee Someone rescue my Will someone hear my plea Torture of the worst degree The world should be speidi free Listen Heidi girl You need to get a clue Your song "Body Language" is no "Slave 4 You" And Mr. Spencer Pratt You think your so adored But every time you speak It's like nails on a chalkboard We could send them off in an air balloon That would never stop until it reaches the moon We could lock them away in a submarine Then up here on land it would be so serene Speidi free Is the way it should be Get them off of my TV Before I upchuck my coffee Someone rescue my Will someone hear my plea Torture of the worst degree The world should be speidi free What I say is not in vain It's just that they will melt your brain Your eyes will pop Your ears will blow So to speidi just say no Just say no Make them go away Speidi free Is the way it should be Get them off of my TV Before I upchuck my coffee Someone rescue my Will someone hear my plea Torture of the worst degree The world should be speidi free