Venetian Princess - Tinseltown Nanny lyrics

Now Suri, you must study your dianetics book. But I don't wanna! Young lady that is not allowed you must make Tom and Katie proud Millions of years ago, the alien, Xenu Collected all his people, and then He threw them all around a volcano bring bombs in his machines, And blew them all to smithereens Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil Over your faces so you will stay pale You must remember its not funny, Stay away from where its sunny, Or else he'll dangle you over an eighty-foot balcony Lindsey I think I have the best thing for you. A Louise Vuitton chastity belt with an alcohol detector to. Now I know I have a matching muzzle somewhere or another it's perfect for your big mouth mother. Break it down now You know Hollywood is such a mess All the drama goin' down with celeb train wrecks They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress It makes me feel my food come up like I got acid reflux But suppress that thought for a minute The ones who clean their act up and then claim that they did it I'm the one who saved their a**es all from being committed But of course they won't admit it cuz they hope they'll get acquitted Lynn Spears was my client for some time I took care of her girls back then in Britney's prime But then the contract ran out She thought she'd do it herself And now the teen is knocked up and britney signed up for self-help I got my work on my mind and I ain't too hard to find you got the dough I got the time and no this ain't no nursery rhyme