Cliff Barnes Where would you have been? If J.R. wouldn't have been there With his dollar grin? What would you be doing? Would you be screwing a wing? [Chorus:] Mr. President Save our human rights Mr. President Save us from the night Digger Barnes That's his old man He once dated Miss Ellie But he lost again That's where it all began But Cliff, you're still my captain Captain my captain [Chorus]