There's this guy I know He's been to some of our local shows In bloody clothes He's a psycho He's got this whim: wants us to write a song about him And simsalabim this is it [Chorus:] Mikey Do it one more time for me Did they know when your head hit the cement, Mikey ? Wowee Do it one more time for me Did they know how it set you free ? Will they ever let you be ? There he was a normal guy just like you and me but when the music started he turned out to be a psycho He lives down the coast and this guy wouldn't boast But he's worth a toast And a whole lot more He's a mystery to me But I wish I could be like Mikey Mike's a stagediver I know it's true I've seen him black and blue sitting in an ambulance He was so proud so proud [Chorus]