Veggietales - Where Have All The Staplers Gone? lyrics

And now's it time for Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry The part of the show where Larry comes out And sings an obscure Broadway show tune Without further ado from the unknown musical "Office Supplies", the heart-rending love song "Where Have All The Staplers Gone?" We don't have much time before the big meeting No, no, we don't Have you seen the scissors, miss? They're in the bottom drawer I tried that drawer but they're there no more That's odd I know I thought for sure Have you seen the masking tape? It's right next to the phone That's what I thought but now's it not I guess I should have known Oh, where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips? The ballpoint pens are gone again They're gone again The stick-it pads have lost their stick Do you remember when The rubber bands were in their place? They're in the middle drawer Middle drawer, middle drawer Light bulbs easy to replace Yes, there were always more Reams of paper raining down Raining, raining down Legal pads a plenty, we're legal Highlighters in every hue, I remember Never less than twenty Oh, where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips? The ballpoint pens are gone again They're gone again We've run out of packing slips Someday my prints will come Please replace the toner Someday we'll find more of Our manila folders Someday my prints will come Where's the printer cable? Someday we'll find more of Adhesive shipping labels Oh, where have all the staplers gone? What happened to our paper clips? Paper clips The ballpoints are gone again They're gone again The Sharpies all have flattened tips Where have all the staplers gone? This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry Tune in for act two, revenge of the Staplers