Hi, Junior, how was your day, today? My played, my art Art Begotti limited edition collector played What happened to it? Well, it's Laura's fault, she broke the plate, I tried to stop her She said, "She had to demonstrate her apple chopper" The apple chopper worked just great But chopped right through your bowling plate It's Laura's fault, she broke the plate, it's true And that's the tale, I have to tell to you Oh my, if that's what she said happened then Well, I trust you Junior Actually, Lorry didn't break the plate It was, it was Lenny, her brother? Yap, that's great, Lenny broke the plate I'll tell you the whole story It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, he's very naughty Just how was I to know he hated Art Begotti? He gave it to a crocodile, who chewed it up for quite awhile It's Lenny's fault, he broke the plate, it's true And that's the tale, I have to tell to you