Veggietales - Billy Joe McGuffrey lyrics

Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey Was a really clumsy kid On the first day of first grade I'll tell you what he did He tripped over a pencil box Flew up in the air Landed on a kangaroo Who pulled out all his hair He needed first aid in the first grade First aid in the first grade First aid in the first grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey Was a really clumsy kid On the second say of second grade I'll tell you what he did He slipped on a banana peel Flew up in the sky Landed on a chimpanzee Who poked him in the eye He needed first aid in the second grade First aid in the second grade First aid in the second grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey Was a really clumsy kid On the third day of third grade I'll tell you what he did He fell out of a fishing boat Splashed into the sea Landed on a moray eel Who bit him on the knee He needed first aid in the third grade First aid in the third grade First aid in the third grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid Mr. Asparagus: "Twelfth grade!" Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey Was a really clumsy kid On the twelfth day of twelfth grade I'll tell you what he did He walked into financial aid Fell and broke a bone Showed them all his bills And got a great big college loan He needed first aid in the twelfth grade First aid in the twelfth grade First aid in the twelfth grade You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!