(Chorus) Alcohol don't fail us Girls is always gonna fail us I buried all of my feelings Now I'm banking on them azaleas Don't fail us yet All my girlfriends just left And all my problems are guests My minds got no room left (Verse 1) He's on his bunk bed screaming that he's not drunk yet R.I.P we k**ed the club, but we still not loved yet But alcohol never failed us / so it's pong over thongs Make a bomb song / then the boys bond over bongs Ahhh / We chillin, Red Apple feeling Teacher tried to learn me ‘bout me some nucleus and atoms Ripped up all my notes and traded that for Samuel Adams And why it call it a depressant if you market it as Captain (huh?) Associate it with the good feeling? If a bad chick approach then I'm as nervous as it seems ...But fortunate enough there's liquid courage for the team So I downed myself a gla** and then I found a Billie Jean Like (Chorus) (Verse 2) He's still on his bunk bed It's 10PM on Friday night, I know that you ain't done yet Text message from my dad asking where his son at Recently I'm roaming I can't tell you when I'll come back Used to be a nomad / but time wait for no man Used to have a full rack, but now approaching no cans Used to be a Bulls fan, but Derrick Rose is tweaking Watching NBA and hadn't seen for him for a season But thank God for Friday and the Weekend At 5 I heard that Jack and Jill fell down the hill Now I'm 19 and Jack is drunk and Jill is on pill And at 6 I watched Nick at Night for Will and Uncle Phil Now I'm 19 hoping for a Happy Hour deal Ehhhh Associate it with the good feeling? If a bad chick approach then I'm as nervous as it seems ...But fortunate enough there's liquid courage for the team So I downed myself a gla** and then I found a Billie Jean Like THE STORIES (Verse 1) I know you always tripping on the details Truth be told, time slips when you getting refills Things that you told, I know you probably regret I never spoke about that night, but that's just outta respect We from a small place where everybody ends up talking' The truth comes out sometimes, you know it's never often Lights are always dim, and the night always begin With Me and my boys all talking' bout what could've been I still remember school prom, I told two girls no Two years straight, for reasons Sam and I still debate (but) Made a couple songs, in my spare time for you Know that when I leave it's gonna be their time for you (Verse 2) Drama I know you all about the drama I just noticed that some things started switching up I Dropped one song and missed calls started picking up There's girls outside that we like but never need Weekend you could pipe, but on the weekday never see Every once a while you get a awkward encounter And a whisper or something, means they talking' bout us I just want you to notice, that I'm pouring out my soul In a place where everybody calls a beauty mark a mole Vaughn very pessimistic, I'm still very glad to be him Told your girlfriend good night, and she responded good PM