[Intro: Instrumental] [Verse 1] Another bride, another June Another sunny honeymoon Another season, another reason While makin’ whoopee A lot of shoes, a lot of rice The groom is nervous, he Answers twice It’s really k**in’ that he’s so willin’ To make whoopee Picture a little love nest Down where the roses cling Picture the same sweet love nest And think what a year can bring He’s washin’ dishes and Baby clothes He’s so ambitious he even sews But don’t forget folks That’s what you get folks For makin’ whoopee, whoopee [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Now he doesn’t make much Money, no Only five thousand per But some judge who thinks He’s funny Says you’ll pay six to her He says, “Now judge, suppose I fail?” The judge says, “Son right, right into jail” You’d better keep her, I think it’s cheaper Than making whoopee Whoopee, whoopee