North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood; Hollywood, Holly North Hollywood - girl, you got me hooked... I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood; Home of low and high-life crooks, so misunderstood... Not in d**h Valley, but in the Valley of d**h, There sits an oasis of concentrated goodness Where I disappear, and the next sound you hear Is a melody over a vicious beat... North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood... She was taken in a Mexican raid - girl, you got me hooked... I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood... First stop on the subway train - so misunderstood... There are no more secrets after you've been evicted; Your story sits on abandoned couches... Politics of the kids in the low-level bounce houses Mark the world as just a skate park... North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood; For the glamour of her sister's fame, her name was changed... I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood; Holly is just as she always was: a complicated love child! She shook the American dreamer, And she stole my heart... Oh... Emerging starlets dressed virgin-esque Know the fastest way to a man's pocket is on his rocket... Hot-red schemes to steal the scenes in the dreams Of the men who make the movies... North Hollywood, North Hollywood - that's my neighborhood; She may not win your heart with just one look, but girl, you got me hooked... I know you wish you could live in my neighborhood; The crown j**el of saboteurs, Holly remains pure... mmm...