[Verse 1] Man don't have a car, so Uber everywhere That's including to her yard, she got her room prepared Dirty gyal want s** me hard, just like a Hoover in there She asked me "VaL why you so large?" then I pulled her hair, yeah It's like 2am, ya man ain't doing right that's why I'm the one that's here, not him Lovely lovely, right? That n***a might go mayhem, he called you on your line but you was busy with my skin Lovely lovely, right? [Hook] Shawty I really want that Uber everywhere Baby I really wish there's Uber everywhere [Verse 2] Tanta gaja só pra um gajo (lovely) A que mais fala vai pra baixo (lovely) Too many gyaldem fi one man But still thinking about that bum tan You the type to feel right at the wrong time I see nothing wrong with our affair like I'm gone blind But you need to relax, you're way too paranoid I've noticed what is your fear You think when we f** I'm gonna cum and then disappear Nah I'm starving to eat between your thighs You roll your chinky eyes If they ever find out what we do shawty, then our ways'll be plagiarised And while I'm eating I cause a mess like I play with rice Time is money, we don't pay the price Forgot what time we did start Plus I only show up at night, that's when you know I'm a star Gyal come ride me like a bike, and rock the bed with no guitar No need for champagne to get you "more wet" You don't get it... No need for champagne to get you Moët Excuse my French, I mean wetter Your p**y raining like the weather Snapchat me how you looking right now so you can make me feel better Even your cousin wanna see you with me Tell her to take some pics of you and send it to me ya feel me? [Hook] Shawty I really want that Uber everywhere Baby I really wish there's Uber everywhere [Outro: backs] Uber everywhere, on the way to your chick yeah Uber everywhere, on the way to your chick yeah *beat switches* Part 2 [Chiraq Verse] I never f**ed Nicki, I never f**ed Bey If I did, they would love my D Would be all up on BET Dedicated songs about me on TV No, I can't forget about RiRi So that "Rude Boy, boy" would be me Lord forgive me for my sins But if I don't misbehave it won't make no sense That's how frivolous our generation is This is where the bad interpretation is: "man the Rap game is ridiculous" That phrase coming from you is ambiguous Cause nowadays "bad" means hot Plus all these lames get a spot I get dick s**ed on your blocked It's my time and you ain't even clocked Emphasizer of the lyricism, I got bars that could build a prison Trigger finger be so itchy, was in Belmarsh for a f**ing reason Anyways, the tape is coming...