Vague Angels - The Princess and the Newt lyrics

As I was using a co*ktail umbrella to clean out the crepes from under my nails Maureen dug in, "evidence of absence is not Evidence of absinthe" Which meant I should know the difference between silver and tin Which I do, so I stood up to dish it right back And predictably "crack" – the wooden garnish now impaled so I resat "Coincidentally Chris, this is no coincidence" That meant I should take the blame for every time I was late So I began my list as I did every day With a series of apologies that will never be seen I crumpled it up and i threw it at Maureen and I said "Next to your name there's a song you should know." She read what I wrote: "Calling All Men Between The Ages of 22 and 40, Calling All Men Between The Ages." And with a sigh she began: "Yes, if I recall the lyrics ran 'Oh please, ma**age my feet'" And we fell back to sleep by 8:38