[Hook] You see Megan f**ing Sir Duli Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna do Lee Excuse me I slipped that b**h a roofie She woke up in Disneyland banging Donald and Goofy Oopsie That b**h tried to seduce me My dragon entering her f**ing p**y like it's Bruce Lee Juicy The f** is all this noise about I'm tired of all you a**holes put my dick in your mouth [Verse 1] Tuesday, Friday, mysteries of sorrow sh** No asking questions you gotta learn when to follow sh** Talk about your feelings? We can do that sh** tomorrow b**h Get a gla** of water cause you gonna learn to swallow b**h Gulp s**ing dick for scholarships Told me she won't give me any head Sleepy Hollow sh** [Hook] You see Megan f**ing Sir Duli Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna screw Lee Excuse me I slipped that b**h a roofie She woke up in Disneyland banging Donald and Goofy Oopsie That b**h tried to seduce me My dragon entering her f**ing p**y like it's Bruce Lee Juicy The f** is all this noise about I'm tired of all you a**holes put my dick in your mouth [Verse 2] Tall and handsome, f**ing German dipsh** Jigs can stick his microscopic dick into my dick slit First pick playing AD carry and he get a crit sh** First time playing frisbee grabbing on to her left tit sh** Sir Daj? Lilo and Stich sh** That's that take her home then f** her quick and rub her clit sh** [Hook] You see Megan f**ing Sir Duli Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna screw Lee Excuse me I slipped that b**h a roofie She woke up in Disneyland banging Donald and Goofy Oopsie That b**h tried to seduce me My dragon entering her f**ing p**y like it's Bruce Lee Juicy The f** is all this noise about I'm tired of all you a**holes put my dick in your mouth [Verse 3] Ardee on Zed, keeps on f**ing juking me Raps more toxic than the League of Legends community Science Scholar with this artistry all this creative juice in me Feeling like Trillanes in the f**ing Oakwood mutiny f** I'm always under public scrutiny What the f** did going to this school even do to me [Hook] You see Megan f**ing Sir Duli Don't tell Mia secretly I wanna screw Lee Excuse me I slipped that b**h a roofie She woke up in Disneyland f**ing Donald and Goofy Oopsie That b**h tried to seduce me My dragon breathing fire into her p**y like it's Bruce Lee Juicy The f** is all this noise about *choking noises* I put my dick in her mouth [Outro-skit] Vape God: Bro, anong magandang regalo Johnny Bibimbap: Depende bro, para sa babae o lalaki? Vape God: Para sa bakla Kuya Jam: Sa bakla? Vape God: Oo Kuya Jam: Eto oh, lubricant. Marami kaming ganyan *Hysterical laughter*