Universal Tunes A Division of Songs of Universal Inc - Dr. Carter lyrics

[Intro: Lil Wayne & Female Nurse] Wheres my coffee? Good morning Dr. Carter Hey sweetie Looks like it's gonna be a long day Uhhh another one huh? What we got Your first patient Yeah Is suffering from a lack of concepts Uh huh Originality Ugghh His flow is weak Another one And he has no style Ugghhh What you got for him? Tssss okay [Verse 1] Let me put my gloves on And my scrubs on Dr. Carter to the rescue Excuse me if I'm late But like a thief it takes Time to be this great Uhh, so just wait Your style is a disgrace Your rhymes are fifth-place And I'm just grace One, uno, ace And I'm trying make your heart beat like ba** Hmm mm, but you're sweet like cake And I come to fix whatever you shall break Where is your originality? You are so fake So picture me like a gallery, capture what I say All I need is one mic, all I need is one take Like hey! Brighter than a Sun ray Got a pistol on a playground, watch the gun-play Like; no kidding, no kids in the way But the kids do watch, gotta watch what we say Gotta work everyday Gotta not be cliché Gotta stand out like Andre 3K Gotta kick it, kick it like a sensei You gotta have faith, you gottta, gotta Wait wait I think I, I think I lost him (*Flatline*) [Intro: Lil Wayne & Female Nurse] Good afternoon Dr. Carter I don't know about this one His confidence is down, vocab and metaphors needs work And he lack respect for the game Uhhhh let me see You think you can save him? [Verse 2] Okay respect is in the heart So that's where I'mma start And a lot of heart patients don't make it But, hey, kid Plural, I graduated Cause you can get through anything if Magic made it And that was called recycling Or re-reciting something Cause you just like it So you say it just like it Some say it's biting But I say it's enlightening Besides, Dr. Kanye West is one of the brightest And Dr. Swizz can stitch your track up the tightest And Dr. Jeezy can fix you back up the nicest Arthritis in my hand from writing But I'm a doctor, they don't understand my writing So I stopped writing Now I'm like lightning And you ain't Vince Young so don't clash with the Titan Fast and exciting My pa**ion is frightening Now let me put some more vocab in your I.V Here, take this Vicodin Like it and love it And confidence has no budget So pay me no mind I don't walk it like I talk it cause I run it I don't do it cause I done it And I'm in the emergency un-it God dunnit I've lost another one (*Flatline*) [Intro: Lil Wayne & Female Nurse] Good evening Dr. Carter it's been a long day But this one looks much better than the others His respect is back up, concepts sound good His style is showing strong signs of improvement All he needs now is his swagger Okay let me take my gloves off then [Verse 3] Swagger tighter than a yeast infection Fly, go hard, like geese erection Fashion patrol police detection Eyes stay tight like Chinese Connection I stay tight like p**y at night Baby don't get me wrong I could do that p**y right But I'm too wrong to write Too fresh to fight Too paid to freestyle, too paid to freestyle Had to say it twice Swagger so nice And don't ask me sh** unless it concern a price And I don't rap fast, I rap slow Cause I mean every letter In the words In the sentence Of my quotes Swagger just flows sweeter than honey oats That swagger, I got it, I wear it like a coat Wait, as I put the light down his throat I can only see flow His blood starting to flow His lungs starting to grow This one's starting to show Strong signs of life Where's the stitches, here's the knife Smack his face, his eyes open, I reply "What a night" "Welcome back, hip-hop -- I saved your life" [Outro: Female Nurse] He looks good, his vitals are up He's looking good he's looking good I think we got one Dr. Carter I think we got one Yep yep we got one we saved him he's good He's good we got one he's good (*Heart beating*) He's good, we got him We saved him, he's a go He's good