Ultramagnetic Mc's - Stop Jockin Me lyrics

[woman] hellooh? [voice] hey, hey woman where was you at last night? [tim dog] Ahhh yeahhh Right about now we're gonna get into somethin real smooth This is the story about a man and a woman The man tried to kick, the woman fronts He gets large, now she wants Let's look in on the story As this man's tellin this girl, about herself Yeah.. [kool keith] See girl, you look stupid now And i gotta tell you somethin straight in your face You played yourself like a big-time toy from mattel Tryin to flaunt the little bit of what you got Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again? See your girlfriends laughin and lookin at me at the same time? But right now i'm gettin ready to wash my hands And get all the dirt off, yeah Back in the days, see you never had the time To come to my house, and let me tell you that i rhyme You always made excuses, such as "i'm sleepin right now, call me back," no nevermind Cause you and your friends are very hard to find Lisa, pamela, angela, renee The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday Lookin for benz's, food and a hamburger Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese That ain't right girl, in your fantasy world I call you once - you never dialed back Twice - you never dialed back Saturday morning, live, i'm on soul train Talkin to don cornelius Saturday night, my phone rings Saturday night, i won't answer Saturday night, my phone rings again Saturday night, i don't answer Finally, i cold screened the call - hello? "hello? hey keith, it's me baby. i miss you! Where you been at all this time? whatchu been doin? Hey you think we can hang out tonight? Y'know, we really gotta talk. You still workin in the grocery store?" please! {*keith hangs up phone*} stop jockin me girl Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby) Stop jockin me girl! (slow down, you're clockin me baby) Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby) Stop jockin me girl! (yeah, you're jockin me baby) [tim dog] Ha ha ha hah Here we have the same scenario, but different people We have a young man who's been followed by a secret admirer She too once fronted on the rap Let's look in on his story, and see what happens [ced gee] Uh uh baby you know what? you really need to check yourself Yo i find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century And y'know you still practicin these primitive tactics Y'know jockin a brother when he gets large Check yourself baby Let me step over here and do my thing.. .. like this! Yo b-boy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me Regardless what i say, she's constantly clockin me Houndin me like a pest, callin like she's obsessed I tell her she'll never get, me but she'll never let The situation rest for a day or two We're goin on tour, trev said, "i'll bet she'll follow you" And boy was he right, i know you're probably wonderin This girl like a groupie, followed me into london Show for show, state to state, night after night Hotel to hotel, and even the airports She tried to play me close Now could you believe, she tried to play high-post At one time, before i made a record She wasn't sure it was me, so then, she had to check it She turned on the video, show on the tv She couldn't believe it was me, on the big screen Performin the hit, yeah the record was kickin brother From that day on, the girl, tried to smother Me like a blanket, but i wasn't havin it I wasn't a grocery, and she wasn't baggin it So i took my time, looked her in the eye And said -- stop jockin me girl Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee Stop jockin me girl.. you're daily jockin me (you're jockin me baby) Stop jockin me girl! ahh girl, you're a hooker (you're jockin me baby) Stop jockin me girl.. girl i can't, get with you (you're jockin me baby) Stop jockin me girl! (you're jockin me baby) Said won't ya, get away from me.. [tim dog] So there you have it Typical situation of jockin First you fronted, now you want it For all you girlies thinkin about jockin somebody I suggest you don't do it, or you will get dissed Peace out